Matt Hawkins is:

a) A joker, but deadly serious on occasion.

b) A first year University drop-out.

c) An OCA graduate and scholarship winner.

d) A mediocre dad but an exceptional husband.

e) An award-winning writer & producer of TV Network branding spots.

f) A guy who has to constantly create to keep from going insane.

g) Curious.

h) A bass player in the same talent pocket as Sid Vicious.

i) Does not work well with any person, regardless of profession, who takes him/herself too seriously. Unless they are a Pediatric Neurosurgeon.

j) All of the above.