Matt Hawkins is:
a) A joker, but deadly serious on occasion.
b) A first year University drop-out.
c) An OCA graduate and scholarship winner.
d) A mediocre dad but an exceptional husband.
e) An award-winning writer & producer of TV Network branding spots.
f) A guy who has to constantly create to keep from going insane.
h) A bass player in the same talent pocket as Sid Vicious.
i) Does not work well with any person, regardless of profession, who takes him/herself too seriously. Unless they are a Pediatric Neurosurgeon.
j) All of the above.